08 februari 2006

Idag får någon annan prata

Idag satt jag och tittade igenom alla citat jag har inlagda i Outlook Express att använda som mejlsignatur. Det har blivit några stycken med tiden och de kommer här - utan någon som helst ordning:

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals - He just thinks they need more supervision.

Money talks, chocolate sings but sex makes you scream!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Skjut journalisten - döda diskursen!

Spike: "Bloody hell - sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks - Oh God, I'm English!"
Giles: "Welcome to the Nancy tribe."
--Tabula Rasa--S6

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Gertrude Stein

What we call human nature in actuality is human habit.

Jag är vad jag tror att andra tror att jag är.
Socialpsykologiska identitetsteorin

Do you know what Santa's helpers are called?
Subordinate Clauses.

Kerry for President! And Dar for Supreme Ruler of the Universe!!!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!!!

"They say that lesbians hate men. Why would a lesbian hate a man? They don't have to fuck them!"

Quand on est dans la merde jusqu'au cou, il ne reste plus qu'à chanter.
Samuel Beckett

One for the girls!
Once upon a time, a smart, independent, self-assured princess came across a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a handsome prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and u can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."
That night while the princess dined on frog's legs, she laughed to herself and thought,
"I don't fucking think so."

Frederick Douglass taught that literacy is the path from slavery to freedom. There are many kinds of slavery and many kinds of freedom. But reading is still the path.
Carl Sagan

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Den som säger att man inte kan köpa sig lycka kan aldrig ha hört talas om hundvalpar.

...et ignotas animum dimittit in artes

Traduire - c'est écrire.
Marguerite Yourcenar

Vad säger detta om mig, tro?


Blogger den blyga tycker...

Who am I to judge...
Jag noterar 2 saker (enligt min maxim med den halvfulla flaskan)
Marguerite Yourcenar är med - jag har inte läst något av henne men har satt up hennes "Hadrianus minnen " på listan över böcker jag måste läsa innan jag dör. Nu kanske det blir av!
Gertude Steins "Alice B Toklas minnen" har jag faktiskt läst - den var bra.

08 februari, 2006 17:57  

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